State Regulatory Agencies and Customer Service

Recently I was invited by the Texas Department of Agriculture to participate in a customer satisfaction survey. Let me preface my article by saying that all the folks at the TDA I have ever had dealings with have been wonderful people. They have been courteous, knowledgeable, helpful and responsive. However, I would not ever want to get cross-ways with any one of them. Mostly the survey was checking boxes: Was the staff you dealt with courteous and knowledgeable? Strongly Agree. Given a choice, would you continue to do business with the TDA? Of course not. What person likes being told what to do? At the end of the survey I was invited to type out any remarks. I obliged. Here it is:

Most of us want the same thing: clean air, clean water, rich soil, untainted food, lots of bees, healthy fish, healthy kids, long lives. These could be called “ends”. As to the ends, let us assume there is very little disagreement. The ways people choose to go about achieving those ends are called “means”. Now, there are two basic categories of means: voluntary, or bottom-up, and coerced, or top-down. That’s it.
The Texas Department of Agriculture is by nature an institution of coercion. All of your work is done at gunpoint. Yes, you may be removed from the gun by a few degrees of separation, affording you the illusion that the gun has nothing to do with you. There are judges and sheriffs and court orders and subpoenas and masses of paperwork between you and the gun, insulating you, and making you feel that you aren’t the one holding the gun. But the gun is still there. Without it you’ve got nothing. You may not ever have seen it that way before, but behind all that you do there is a badge and a gun. Here’s a scenario: You fine a business owner (never mind the regulatory infraction for now); she refuses to pay; you attempt to shut her down; she refuses to shut down; you send people with guns to force her to shut down; sieze her property and lock her doors; she resists; the people with guns that you sent shoot her. She is dead. You are still sitting in your office or your pickup truck, saying to yourself; how unfortunate. If she had only complied. These rules are for everyone’s good. It is her fault. She should have complied. There is no blood on my hands. This is the price you pay for civilization. It’s just how it works.
I ask: could it have gone down another way? Is this really “civilized”? Just because the business model, so to speak, has been normalized; just because the model transcends every other industry out there; and just because very few people question it, does that make it right?
To belabor the point: there are really only two types of regulation: voluntary and coerced. Voluntary institutions, (certifications, industry society memberships, BBB, Angie’s List, Underwriter’s Laboratories, Consumer
Reports, Chambers of Commerce, arbitration agencies, etc.) are more effective as regulatory mechanisms, than coerced institutions (licenses and fines and top-down regulation). They could be called bottom-up regulation, or peer- and consumer-driven regulation. The punishments resultant from these inherently voluntary mechanisms can be quite severe, as anyone who has ever suffered lost business due to a dent in reputation or a big screw-up will attest. They carry with them fewer unintended consequences; the tend not to harm the little guy disproportionately.
You can provide excellent customer service until you are blue in the face, but at the end of the day, you are really just a smiley-faced enforcer. You have the power to levy fines and put hard-working people out of business for infractions for which there is no victim. You have the ultimate power of the gun for the stubbornly non-compliant. The little guy doesn’t have the resources that the big guy has in order to maintain compliance. Therefore it is always the little guy who gets hurt. How convenient for the big guy. Your very existence is a barrier to entry, crowding out new entrants into the industry. These new entrants are, in proportion to incumbents, quite often minorities and comparatively poor. Therefore the policies you enforce are racist and discriminatory, as they disproportionately harm the poor and minorities.
A license is really just a permission slip from the State saying we, your overlords, grant you permission to do business in the geographical territory over which we claim jurisdiction. Don’t you step out of line or we will shut you down. Doesn’t matter that you say it gently and with a smile. Doesn’t matter that you provide snappy “customer service”. Take a look at who benefits from your enforcement and then take a look at who is harmed.
If our society truly cared about the environment, and the bees, and the fishes, and the water, then we would look more closely at the mechanisms that actually work, and we would abolish the TDA, among other institutions.
I have no problem with what you are trying to achieve; I have a problem with how you do it and how you get paid. You’re a great bunch of folks, with real concern for the problems that really matter. Your expertise, skill, compassion and sincerity would better serve the Green Industry, the customers who consume their services, the society as a whole and the environment, by getting out of the force business and applying your high levels of intelligence to the task of figuring out how to achieve the ends we all agree upon through means other than the barrel of a gun.
You may wish to counter with similar scenario-based arguments, and I welcome them and the resultant debate and discussion. Your examples may range from the little old widow to the itinerant worker to the polluter who has already done the damage, so now what? Let’s pick them apart. Let’s have the conversation. I don’t want a single one of you to be out of a job. What I want is for you to help re-tool the industry so that institutionalized coercion is eliminated as an option, and we can all truly start calling ourselves “civilized” for the first time.

Maple Tree Slow to Bloom: What Can I Do?

Thanks for the inquiry. Trees are sensitive living organisms, and there are many factors, not just drought, that contribute to tree stress and decline. Therefore one would have to see it. Unfortunately, we are not taking new calls in the Friendswood area.

That said, here are some pointers.

1. Mulch. The tree should have a mulch ring at least 8 feet in diameter, preferably larger.

2. Root Collar. The base of the trunk that flares out to meet the root system needs to be exposed. Gently pull away any mulch, soil, leaf litter, bedding plants, etc. away until the root collar is exposed, ensuring that nothing is touching the trunk or flare.

3. Water/drainage. Make sure you are not watering the tree as frequently as the lawn. Trees prefer a slow soaking with a fairly thorough drying period between intervals. If the drainage is poor (It likely is), then you may need to extend the intervals.

4. Nutrition (aka fertilization, or improperly termed deep-root feeding). Get the tree fertilized using soil injection or, if you already have a mulch ring, drench. Forget about surface applications and tree spikes; these are for healthy trees, and even then very little actually gets to the tree. Also, watch your nitrogen: if it’s under stress, chances are it has damaging insects and/or mites, and chances are you will boost pest populations to the detriment of the tree. So easy on the nitrogen until you can get a handle on the pest.

5. Borers, root rot and leaf disease: a stressed maple gets borers pretty easily. If there are holes on your trunk, they may be secondary, not primary, borers. In other words, they are working wood that is already dead that you didn’t know about because it was hidden under the bark. Check to see if there are already a lot of bore holes, because your trunk may be as much as 90% dead and only 10% live tissue and still appear green. Especially if it is only sporadically leafing out, it may well be mostly dead. You may want to take it down before it falls on its own.

However, If the entire crown is experiencing bud swell, but part is behind schedule with another part, then the tree might be OK. Get it fertilized, treated for borers, possibly for root rot, possibly for bleeding cankers, and possibly sprayed with a fungicide to prevent leaf spot diseases. If the tree starts dropping some of its leaves after midsummer, even just a few, then it’s in decline and you’ll need a more thorough assessment than I’ve provided here.

Oh, and if you suspect it may be structurally compromised, then don’t put the play set under it. At the moment I do not know of a qualified tree risk assessor who works that area, but any Certified Arborist will be better than none.

Thanks again for the inquiry.

Oak Chewing Caterpillar on Water Oak

Found this little guy on a water oak on Friday, March 2nd, 2012, in West Houston. Doesn’t look like Archips semiferana to me, but it could be any of a number of oak leaf chewing caterpillars. I hope it’s not a harbinger of a Central Texas-style outbreak the likes of which San Antonio, Austin and Dallas are well-accustomed.

Found in West Houston on newly emergent water oak foliage

Shamu Bicycle